there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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