shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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