You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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