he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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