mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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