Do vagina's smell?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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