So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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