how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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