There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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