Your tits are I can't wait for
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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