I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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