Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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