Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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