So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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