You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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