You surviving the open bar?
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I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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