Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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