That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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