So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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