It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
