Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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