Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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