hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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