Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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