Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Randomize
