Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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