Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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