Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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