Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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