I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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