Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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