Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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