Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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