ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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