I only kidnapped one of them. chill
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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