Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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