This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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