Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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