If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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