well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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