I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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