I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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