Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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