i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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