i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I want her autograph on my taint
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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