So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
