Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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