Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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