dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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