You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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