So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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