she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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