forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You are a booty call, not a friend.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Randomize
