Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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