Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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