But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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