girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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