He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
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